The 4 Worst Types of People in College Classes
The Late Join I understand that sometimes schedules have to change for different reasons blah blah blah. But I genuinely don’t think it’s that hard to set your schedule and just fucking stick to it. Dropping a class is one thing, but these fucking people that join two weeks in can suck my balls. Why More
Things To Know About NYC Before Moving To NYC
Quick Things: -Don’t walk slow. It isn’t your fucking Wisconsin farm town, there’s no nature to appreciate, and the air is more toxic than a girl that listens to All Too Well extended edition while she showers claims her ex was. Keep it moving -Duane Reade: Duane Reade is just CVS, except forty percent of the customers More
A Breakup Story for the Ages
I was a senior in high school, and I had been dating my first girlfriend for about six months – yeah, that’s right, my first girlfriend happened when I was going into my senior year of high school, but I didn’t hit puberty until I was like sixteen so cut me a fucking break. Anyway, More
The Worst People In A Group Project
Singing Girl: Girls are too nice to say this out loud, but I know they think this. We all do: if you’re a person that actively sings out what you’re doing, everybody around you wants to rip your vocal cords out. If my head is pounding and I’m at work or doing school, and somebody More
Most Traumatizing Disney Channel Movies
6 – CADET KELLY Coming in at number six is Cadet Kelly. Imagine, you are Hilary Duff’s character Kelly, cute, artsy girl, living with your mom. Your parents are divorced, but still best friends. You live in a dream Y2K world. Low rise jeans, feathers in your hair, large belts, inflatable chairs, jellies!!! You have More
The Four Worst Inventions in Human History
Spirit Airlines Will I be taking Spirit to and from Florida for spring break this year? Yes. Am I thrilled about it? Absolutely not. It’s great that Spirit is so cheap, but for fuck’s sake, they must have decided that their game plan was to make the most uncomfortable plane riding experience of all time. More
The Worst Kinds of Friends You Can Have
The Bottom Feeder This is the kid that is constantly having sex, but it’s with all the girls that none of the rest of you actually want to get with. This wouldn’t be a bad thing, except this dumb fuck decides that he’s going to talk to you guys all day long about how many More