I got pretty for you
Over the past three months, I have changed my theme three times, have risked my site’s life with my samurai I-think-I-know-what-I-am-doing-but-actually-not-at-all editing skills, just to get as pretty as possible for you. I got rid of the bling, like this cloud tag after I read that you didn’t like pages with too many links.
I tried to learn your language
A bit of XML, HTML, SQL, PHP, I tried my best to communicate with you as fluently as possible. I know that you don’t like Flash, so I didn’t even try.
I met your siblings
I got friendly with Analytics and Webmaster tools, in the hope that they would help me gain your heart, I linked them together and analyzed who you were sending over to browse my site. I got a RSS Feed to make it easier for my readers to receive my posts straight to their reader.
I gave you the map to my heart
You can find it right there, in the Webmaster tools. I uploaded my sitemap on an XML file, so you could search every page of my site to your heart’s content.
I got more social
I made nice friends all over the blogosphere. I Twitted and even got a Google+ profile. My friends, who are much more established than I am, were kind enough to link back to my site so you could see that they vouched for me. You like them already, so you know what they say about people being like their five closest friends…
Will you love me back?
After all my efforts, I see that you only refresh your Page Rank when you feel like it, so I am compelled to keep doing all that until you notice me.