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The Best Christmas Vacation Quotes

• Clark, stop it. I don’t want to spend the holidays dead. -Ellen. Dad, didn’t they invent Christmas tree lots so people...
• It’s not big, it’s just…full. -Clark. Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard. ... It’s not going in our yard Russ.
• So do washing machines. -Ellen’s Dad. Honey, do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny...
• Carnival. -Eddie.

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What are the best Christmas vacation quotes?

So put on your teal hats, fancy pink gloves, and faux fur wraps—here are the 100 best Christmas Vacation quotes! 1. “We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.”

What are the best quotes from National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation?

So read out the best National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes: 1. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” – Ellen Griswold 2. “Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” – Audrey Griswold 3. “Welcome to our home—what’s left of it.” – Ellen Griswold 4.

What are some of Your Favorite Christmas quotes from your childhood?

This box is meowing." — Rusty 5. "Grace? She died 30 years ago!" — Aunt Bethany 4. "The BLESSSSSING." — Uncle Lewis 3. "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised." — Clark 2. "Save the neck for me, Clark!" — Cousin Eddie 1. "Merry Christmas!

What are the best one-line quotes from a holiday movie?

These are, without a doubt, the best one-liners—and okay, two- to three-liners—from the movie. Quote them at your next holiday party, needlepoint them on a pillow, and make them your new get-through-the-season mantras. 45. "Clark, stop it. I don’t want to spend the holidays dead." — Ellen Griswold 44.

What's the best line from Christmas Vacation?

"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"

What does Clark Griswold say?

The front of this National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation tee displays Clark Griswold's quote about his no-good, blood-sucking boss, "I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to ...

What does Cousin Eddie say in Christmas Vacation?

Eddie : I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

What does Russ say in Christmas Vacation?

I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...

What does Aunt Bethany say in Christmas Vacation?

Aunt Bethany : One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

What does Clark Griswold say about the Jelly of the Month Club?

"It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club." ~Clark Griswold. Have you ever received a gift you just couldn't believe? Good or bad?

Why is the carpet all wet Todd quote?

Todd : Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?

What did Clark Griswold say about Christmas?

2 "Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas! Noooo, No, We're All In This Together!"

What does Uncle Eddie say about rubber sheets?

"Don't Forget The Rubber Sheets And Gerbils."

What can I say its the holidays and were all in misery?

The Griswold House in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

Do you hear it it's a funny squeaky sound?

Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound. Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

Can I refill your eggnog for you quote?

0:000:08Christmas Vacation - Refill your eggnog - YouTubeYouTubeStart of suggested clipEnd of suggested clipGood can I refill your head not for you get you something to eat. Drive you out to the middle ofMoreGood can I refill your head not for you get you something to eat. Drive you out to the middle of nowhere leave you for dead. I'm doing just fine Clark.

Clark Griswold Movie Quotes

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised." — Clark

Celebrate Like Clark Griswold With These Fun 'Christmas Vacation' Gifts

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Funniest Cousin Eddie Quotes

Randy Quaid steals the show as Cousin Eddie who comes to stay with Clark Griswold's family as they celebrates Christmas in retro comedy style.

Classic Quotes by Clark Griswold

"Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."

Hilarious Quotes from the Rest of the Family

From Beverly D'Angelo as Clark's wife Ellen to Juliette Lewis as Audrey, the rest of the cast is hilarious as the extended Griswold family. The kids and grandparents will have you rolling on the floor with these funny lines.

Fun Christmas Vacation Gifts with Your Favorite Quotes

Love the movie? Celebrate with your favorite quotes on Christmas pajamas, t-shirts, and other great holiday gifts!

What Family Traditions Are You Looking Forward to This Christmas?

The movie takes all of our Christmas family traditions and takes it to an extremely funny and hilarious portrayal.

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