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hilarious text messages gone wrong

by Mr. Brandon Kub Published 3 years ago Updated 2 years ago

Funny text fails #1 : Learn to spell will you 2: Boyfriend heart attack, never do this to me again 3: auto-correct you, dad knows what he’s doing

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What happens if you have the wrong number on a text?

Most of the time, if you have the wrong number, the stranger will forgive your trespass and spare you the embarrassment via texts, allowing you to move along by not responding. Sometimes, however, fate leads you to a jokester who wants you to know just how funny they are, and a screen capture of your sexy message fail is born.

Is there such a thing as embarrassing email and text fails?

But as you can see from this hilarious list of email and text fails compiled by Bored Panda, there's embarrassing, and then there's mortifying text message fails!

Is it safe to send a shameful and funny text message?

It is safe to say that we've all been in a situation like this. Whether it's because we were drunk, or hit the wrong button, or simply weren't paying enough attention to what we were doing, we've all accidentally sent a shameful and funny text message.

What are some funny text fails that crack you up?

Collection Of Funny Text Fails That Will Crack You Up Funny text fails #1 : Learn to spell will you 2: Boyfriend heart attack, never do this to me again 3: auto-correct you, dad knows what he’s doing 4: gotta love you auto correct, you always fail 5: Cheating text, girl you best be running 6: Nerd speak in different language, but they win

17 Craziest Autocorrect Fails of 2012

Here are the top 17 craziest autocorrect fails of 2012 that make us burst into laughing:

17 Funny Autocorrect Mistakes of 2019

Look how autocorrect gone wrong in 2019. This is the fresh list of 2019 autocorrect pearls below!

20 Cheating Text Fails That Will Make You Want To Stay Faithful

It’s safe to say none of these people are fit for the Cheater Of The Year award.

When Your Boyfriend Takes Everything Too Seriously

You know how bitchy a text message can look like if you forget to put a smiley face in the end? Well, for some people even a heart sign doesn’t do the trick. Do. Not. Date. People. Who. Are. Too. Serious. Ever.

When Your Boyfriend Mistakes You for His Confidante

Boys love to kiss and tell. Or in most cases these days — cheat and text. The main struggle here is to pick the right person to confide in. The difference between your best friend and the girl you’ve just cheated on can be deadly.

When You Cheat But Forget to Hide Your Xbox

First rule of cheating: lock the valuables before going on your sleazy adventure. Otherwise you can repeat the fate of this clueless cheater and lost not just the girl but also the Xbox. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one is more painful.

When Your Daddy is Too Horny to Read

If you go as far as bragging about your "12 incher," then maybe, just maybe, make sure it’s not your own child you’re sexting. It could’ve been worse: the aforementioned dad could’ve attached a dirty pic to the message. We’d charge $100 extra for that.

When You Mix Up Your Joshes with Your Johns

Never cheat with the people whose names are almost identical to your boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s. That way you’re in danger of saying the wrong name not just in text but also in bed. Oh and for the tenth time, make sure you’re always picking the right addressee for your sexcapades stories.

When Your Mom is a Lame Cheater

Sure, it’s nice when your mom still looks great and likes to go out. Until she starts bringing random men home while your dad is out at work. We’re still not sure what this MILF is more scared of: having to bribe her way out of this sext fail or potentially not getting laid tonight.

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