- Eat my road grit, liver lips! - ...
- Hey, look kids, a deer! - ...
- Clark, stop it. ...
- Dad, didn't they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldn't have to drive all the way out to no where and waste and entire Saturday? - ...
- It's not big, it's just…full. -
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What is the famous line from Christmas Vacation?
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised." "I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."06-Dec-2021
What does Clark Griswold say in Christmas Vacation?
Clark W. Griswold Jr.: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.01-Dec-1989
What does Cousin Eddie say in Christmas Vacation?
"I Don't Know If I Should Go Sailin' Down No Hill With Nothing Between The Ground And My Brains But A Piece of Government Plastic."17-Dec-2021
When did Clark Griswold quote?
10 Best Clark Griswold Quotes From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation“Bend over and I'll show you!” – ... “Can I refill your eggnog for you? ... “We made pretty good time.” – Clark Griswold.“Dad, this tree won't fit in our backyard.” – ... “It's not going in our yard, Russ.More items...•27-Nov-2021
What's that sound you hear it it's a funny squeaky sound?
Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound. Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
What does Clark say in his rant?
The front of this National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation tee displays Clark Griswold's quote about his no-good, blood-sucking boss, "I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to ...
Who said Save the neck for me?
Eddie : Save the neck for me, Clark.
Can I refill your eggnog quote?
0:000:08Christmas Vacation - Refill your eggnog - YouTubeYouTubeStart of suggested clipEnd of suggested clipGood can I refill your head not for you get you something to eat. Drive you out to the middle ofMoreGood can I refill your head not for you get you something to eat. Drive you out to the middle of nowhere leave you for dead. I'm doing just fine Clark.
Who said Save the neck for me Clark?
1:382:53National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - "Save the neck for me!"YouTubeStart of suggested clipEnd of suggested clipSave the neck for me clark. Okay eddie sorry why are you crying i told you we put it in too early ohMoreSave the neck for me clark. Okay eddie sorry why are you crying i told you we put it in too early oh it's just a little dry. It's.
What can I say Audrey It's Christmas and we're all in misery?
Audrey : I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him. Ellen : Well, I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Why is the carpet all wet Todd quote?
Todd : Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?
What does Aunt Bethany say in Christmas Vacation?
Aunt Bethany : One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Clark : Amen.
Can I refill your eggnog for you quote?
Clark : You really think it matters, Eddie? Clark : Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Who says you serious Clark?
8 You Serious, Clark? This is Eddie's response to Clark when he says something about Santa Clause. The thing that makes it funny is the fact that Clark was not talking to Eddie. He was actually talking to his children, who still believe in Santa Clause.06-Nov-2019
Who says later dudes in Christmas Vacation?
Later Dudes Let 'Er Rip Hang Ten Clark Griswold Quote from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Movie Funny Christmas Shirt.
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Clark Griswold Movie Quotes
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised." — Clark
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Funniest Cousin Eddie Quotes
Randy Quaid steals the show as Cousin Eddie who comes to stay with Clark Griswold's family as they celebrates Christmas in retro comedy style.
Classic Quotes by Clark Griswold
"Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
Hilarious Quotes from the Rest of the Family
From Beverly D'Angelo as Clark's wife Ellen to Juliette Lewis as Audrey, the rest of the cast is hilarious as the extended Griswold family. The kids and grandparents will have you rolling on the floor with these funny lines.
Fun Christmas Vacation Gifts with Your Favorite Quotes
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8 You Serious, Clark?
This is Eddie’s response to Clark when he says something about Santa Clause. The thing that makes it funny is the fact that Clark was not talking to Eddie. He was actually talking to his children, who still believe in Santa Clause.
7 Grace? She Passed Away 30 Years Ago
When everyone is about to have dinner, they ask Aunt Bethany to say grace, and she mistakenly thinks that they are talking about someone she used to know. Uncle Lewis ends up telling her what they want, but when they all bow their heads to listen to her say grace, things get even funnier.
5 Can I Refill Your Eggnog For You? Get You Something To Eat? Drive You Out To The Middle Of Nowhere And Leave You For Dead?
This is Clark’s way of being a good host to Eddie right after he and his family randomly show up for Christmas. One of the reasons why Clark is so frustrated is because Eddie makes it clear that they do not plan to leave his house until sometime in January, so he is having a hard time dealing with Eddie’s presence.
2 Oh Dear, Did I Break Wind?
Aunt Bethany has some really funny lines in this movie, and this is one of them. This is what she says when Ellen tells her that she should not have brought presents. She is not exactly the most intelligent character in the film, and she does not understand what Ellen is talking about when she says she did not have to get anyone any gifts.