- "You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." – Uncle Lewis
- "I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." – Ellen
- "What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?" – Grandpa Art
- "Clark, stop it. I don’t want to spend the holidays dead."" – Ellen
- "Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed—and...
Full Answer
What are the best Christmas quotes and sayings?
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Will Ferrell, ‘Elf’ “Christmas now surrounds us, Happiness is everywhere. Our hands are busy with many tasks as carols fill the air.” – Shirley Sallay “Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice
What are some cute holiday sayings?
- “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” —Dr. ...
- “From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. ...
- “Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” —Janice Maeditere
- “Christmas is forever, not for just one day. ...
What are the best things about Christmas?
- Ree Drummond revealed the best Christmas present her husband Ladd gave her. ...
- Ree Drummond shared her holiday ‘love list’ of Christmas favorites. ...
- Drummond’s family plays ‘Dirty Santa’ every Christmas. ...
- ‘The Pioneer Woman’ star has had the same baking tradition since childhood. ...
What are some Christmas Jokes?
50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.
- What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? ...
- What do you call a broke Santa Claus? ...
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? ...
- Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? ...
What is the famous line from Christmas Vacation?
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"
What did Clark Griswold say about Christmas?
2 "Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas! Noooo, No, We're All In This Together!"
What does Cousin Eddie say?
"I Don't Know If I Should Go Sailin' Down No Hill With Nothing Between The Ground And My Brains But A Piece of Government Plastic."
What does Russ say in Christmas Vacation?
I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...
What did Clark Griswold say?
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, ...
What does Clark Griswold say when he gets his bonus?
Clark : [realizes his bonus is a jelly-club membership] If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GOD DAMN IT!
Why is all the carpet wet Todd?
Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd : I don't *know*, Margo! Margo : You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd : I can't just attack someone.
What does Aunt Bethany say in Christmas Vacation?
Aunt Bethany : One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Who says you serious Clark in Christmas Vacation?
8 You Serious, Clark? This is Eddie's response to Clark when he says something about Santa Clause.
Is Rusty still in the Navy meaning?
In the attic Clark watches old family movies of Christmas, one of which has a man in a Navy uniform. When Aunt Bethany arrives she asks if Rusty is still in the Navy. This gives Rusty's name special familial significance since he is named after someone who served in the military.
What does Cousin Eddie say about the RV?
While talking about his RV with Clark: “Don't you go falling in love with it, now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.”
What can I say its the holidays and were all in misery?
The Griswold House in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
Clark Griswold Movie Quotes
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised." — Clark
Celebrate Like Clark Griswold With These Fun 'Christmas Vacation' Gifts
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Funniest Cousin Eddie Quotes
Randy Quaid steals the show as Cousin Eddie who comes to stay with Clark Griswold's family as they celebrates Christmas in retro comedy style.
Classic Quotes by Clark Griswold
"Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
Hilarious Quotes from the Rest of the Family
From Beverly D'Angelo as Clark's wife Ellen to Juliette Lewis as Audrey, the rest of the cast is hilarious as the extended Griswold family. The kids and grandparents will have you rolling on the floor with these funny lines.
Fun Christmas Vacation Gifts with Your Favorite Quotes
Love the movie? Celebrate with your favorite quotes on Christmas pajamas, t-shirts, and other great holiday gifts!
Who is the smartest person in the Christmas comedy?
Cousin Eddie turns out to be the smartest person in the Christmas comedy when Clark takes the plunge and ends up nearly fatally injured in one of the most white-knuckle sledding excursions of his life.
Who is Eddie's neighbor in Merry Christmas?
Clark watches in horror as Eddie is in full view of the neighborhood, including his neighbor Todd, who's just about to go for a morning jog when his gaze falls upon the hose snaking into Clark's storm sewer. And so the iconic line is born, "Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!".
What does Cousin Eddie say to Clark?
When Clark asks what this means for the kids, Cousin Eddie responds, "His kids can fend for themselves," completely missing the point. Not wanting to be a Grinch, Clark promises Eddie he'll honor his Christmas list because he's family.
What Family Traditions Are You Looking Forward to This Christmas?
The movie takes all of our Christmas family traditions and takes it to an extremely funny and hilarious portrayal.
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