Christmas Vacation: 20 Best Cousin Eddie Quotes
- One Man's Trash Is Cousin Eddie's Treasure. ...
- This Part Is Important. ...
- When Cousin Eddie Has To Be Honest About Snot. ...
- Cousin Eddie Has A Soft Spot For Animals. ...
- Cousin Eddie Is A Proud Father. ...
- Cousin Eddie Knows His Vehicles. ...
- Cousin Eddie Looks On The Bright Side. ...
- Cousin Eddie Knows The Perfect Gift. ...
- Cousin Eddie Is A True Connoisseur. ...
What is cousin Eddie’s famous line?
— Cousin Eddie 36. “A little tree water ain’t gonna hurt him.” — Cousin Eddie 37. “He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him.
What does cousin Eddie say about Ruby Sue?
This Cousin Eddie quote highlights his occasional foray into witty humor. "She Falls Down A Well, Her Eyes Go Crossed. She Gets Kicked By A Mule. They Go Back. I Don't Know." After Rocky's infamous introduction, it's time for Eddie and Catherine to present Ruby Sue to the family, who for years had been known for her crossed eyes.
What does cousin Eddie say about Snot's genitals?
The conversation takes a colorful turn, as they often do with Cousin Eddie, to the topic of Snot's genitals. It's at this moment that Cousin Eddie declares that Clark's probably never seen a dog with a set of testicles so large.
Why does cousin Eddie wear a Dickie at Christmas?
For a man who wears clearly visible dickies with his holiday sweaters and powder blue tuxedos to Christmas dinner, the line speaks to Cousin Eddie's peculiar sense of vanity, while also being the sort of off-handed Christmas Vacation quote that lives rent-free in fans' heads.
What does Cousin Eddie say?
"I Don't Know If I Should Go Sailin' Down No Hill With Nothing Between The Ground And My Brains But A Piece of Government Plastic."
What is real nice Clark from?
"Real nice, Clark." — Cousin Eddie Griswold, go ahead and post a pic of their over-the-top holiday decor to Instagram with this Christmas Vacation quote as the caption.
Why does Eddie say you serious Clark?
8 You Serious, Clark? This is Eddie's response to Clark when he says something about Santa Clause. The thing that makes it funny is the fact that Clark was not talking to Eddie. He was actually talking to his children, who still believe in Santa Clause.
What does Cousin Eddie say about the Jelly of the Month Club?
One of my favorite movies is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where this memorable line about a monthly jelly club from Cousin Eddie, reminds us to be happy about what we have.
What does Cousin Eddie say to Clark?
Eddie : Save the neck for me, Clark. Eddie : I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
What does she's a beaut Clark mean?
An abbreviation used to describe someone or something as beautiful; used more as a noun than an adjective; appears in one of the most famous lines from the Christmas Vacation movie, "She's a beaut, Clark."
What's the best line from Christmas Vacation?
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"
What did Cousin Eddie call his RV?
tenement on wheelsalong with the rusting hulk of a 1972 Ford Condor II RV—Cousin Eddie's “tenement on wheels” movie car from the National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie. This is the actual RV from the holiday favorite, and it will be on display and receiving tours at the 2018 Summit Racing Equipment Atlanta Motorama.
Why was the carpet all wet Todd?
Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd : I don't *know*, Margo! Margo : You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd : I can't just attack someone.
What kind of beer did Cousin Eddie drink?
Meister BrauThe brand of beer Cousin Eddie is drinking during the famous septic tank scene is Meister Brau, a popular Chicago beer in the 1980's. You know it now as "Miller Lite."
What's that sound It's a funny squeaky sound?
Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound. Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
What does Jelly of the month mean?
Our Jelly of the Month Club features terrific selections of jellies, jams and preserves delivered monthly. Each month we select hand crafted jars of jelly, jam or fruit preserves for our Jelly of the Month Club from quality producers that you won't find on your local grocer's shelf.
Number one
While wearing a much-too-short bath robe and emptying his ramshackle RV’s toilet into Clark’s residential storm sewer: “Sh*tter was full.”
Number two
Upon learning of Clark’s offer to buy Christmas gifts for Eddie’s kids: "And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get somethin’ for you, Clark. Somethin’ really nice."
Number three
While helping Clark haul a piece of furniture out to the curb after a cat was electrocuted underneath it: “Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair. It's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much it set you back?”
Number four
While explaining the plastic piece in his head as the reason he doesn’t want to sled down a hill: “Over here? Well, this is nothin’. But if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right.”
Number five
While talking about his RV with Clark: “Don't you go falling in love with it, now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.”