10 Best Clark Griswold Quotes From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
- 10 "Burn Some Dust Here. Eat My Rubber!". To say that Clark Griswold was out of touch with the cool kids was definitely...
- 9 "Can't See The Line, Can You Russ?". Clark might have been a loving father and a devoted husband, but he clearly had...
- 8 "Russ, When Was The Last Time I Overdid Anything?".
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What is a good Christmas quote from Clark Griswold?
Not bonuses or gifts or turkeys or trees. See kids, it means something different to everybody. Now I know what it means to me.” — Clark Griswold 99. “Play ball!” — Aunt Bethany 100. “I did it.” — Clark Griswold Think you could quote them all?! Next up— 50 fun Christmas trivia questions (and answers) for family gatherings! Uh-oh! Empty comment.
What are the best Griswold quotes from the Outsiders?
Ellen Griswold: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father...may be going away for a little while.” Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose. Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain. Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.” “I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money!
What is the famous line from Christmas Vacation?
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"
What did Clark Griswold say about Christmas?
2 "Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas! Noooo, No, We're All In This Together!"
How many words does Clark use to describe his boss?
thirty wordsClark uses thirty words to describe Mr. Shirley. When Clark's boss was kidnapped and brought into the house, Ellen said, "This is our family's first kidnapping", similar to her line in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983), "This is our first gun."
How many lights does Clark Griswold have on his house quote?
It has a lot of lights, like 25,000 of them and Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase) hung them in 1989. In the film he says he has 250 strands composed of 100 lights each.
What does Clark say before he sleds?
I don't think I oughtta be sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic." “I don't know if I should go sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.”
What does Clark say about the turkey?
During the family's holiday feast, Clark calls everyone's attention to the pièce de résistance: a perfectly browned turkey. “If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, I think we're all in for a very big treat,” he coos.
Why is Clark called Sparky?
Harold Ramis declined to return as director, as he was busy with Ghostbusters (1984). Ellen calls Clark "Sparky" in all four Vacation movies. In the DVD commentary for this movie, Chevy Chase said that the nickname was Beverly D'Angelo's idea, and she still affectionately calls him Sparky.
What was the gift Clark gave his boss?
All the presents that were on the credenza when Clark went in to give his to Mr. Shirley are identically shaped, and likely the same gift. It is a desk organizer. When this movie came out, pen sets came in an L-shaped arrangement.
Was Clark Griswold's Rant scripted?
More videos on YouTube This was completely improvised by Beverly D'Angelo and she purposely only did it on one take on the off-chance it could end up in the film's final cut – which is exactly what happened. 12. Clark's over-the-top Christmas decorating has even earned a place in common vernacular.
Why was the carpet all wet Todd?
Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd : I don't *know*, Margo! Margo : You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd : I can't just attack someone.
What was Clarks Christmas bonus?
"It's a one-year membership in the Jelly-of-the-Month-Club." "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
How much does Chevy Chase make from Christmas Vacation?
Chevy earned $6 million for 1989's "Christmas Vacation". That's the same as $12.5 million in today's dollars.
Clark Griswold Movie Quotes
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Where is Clark Griswold going on a quest?
Clark Griswold is on a quest to take his family on a quest to Walley World theme park for a vacation, but things don't go exactly as planned.
Who said "Grabs Clark's shoulder"?
Rusty Griswold: [Grabs Clark's shoulder] Dad, you want an aspirin?
What did Cousin Eddie say?
Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.”
Who said "Let's not overdo it mom"?
Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.
Who said "You're the gourmet around here Eddie"?
Clark : You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.”
Who said I think I broke my nose?
Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
Who said "I don't want to spend the holidays dead"?
6. “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold
Who said "If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs answer?
27. “If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.” — Grandpa Clark
Who said Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night?
95. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” — Clark Griswold
Who said "Oops, a little knot here"?
24. “Oops, a little knot here. You work on that.” — Clark Griswold
Who said "Can't see the line can ya Russ"?
21. “Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?” — Clark Griswold
Who said it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter-hotter?
19. “It wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter-hotter! Than they are.” — Clark Griswold
Who said "Honey, they're family, not strangers off the street"?
15. “Honey, they’re family—not strangers off the street.” — Clark Griswold