Rusty Griswold : [Grabs Clark's shoulder] Dad, you want an aspirin? Clark Griswald : Don't touch! [Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly] Clark Griswald : O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there.
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What did Clark Griswald and Ellen Griswold say about Rusty?
Clark Griswald : Rusty take care of Dinkums. Rusty : Dad he bites. Clark Griswald : Bite him back. Ellen Griswald : We're not really violent people. This is our first gun. Clark Griswald : No, it isn't. Ellen Griswold : [after the bartender shoots at Clark] Clark, I don't think that was funny. A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing.
What are some good Clark Griswold quotes?
— Clark Griswold 77. “Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound!” — Aunt Bethany 78. “Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high on cholesterol.” — Catherine 79. “I’m going to catch it in the coat, smack it with a hammer!” — Clark Griswold 80.
What are the best Griswold quotes from the Outsiders?
Ellen Griswold: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father...may be going away for a little while.” Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose. Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain. Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.” “I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money!
What did Clark Griswold say about a tree?
We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.” — Clark Griswold 76. “Fixed the newel post!” — Clark Griswold 77. “Do you hear it?
What does Clark Griswold say?
Clark : Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here!
What's the line from Christmas Vacation?
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"
What does Clark Griswold say about the Jelly of the Month Club?
"It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club." ~Clark Griswold. Have you ever received a gift you just couldn't believe? Good or bad?
What can I say its the holidays and were all in misery?
The Griswold House in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
What did Clark Griswold say about Christmas?
2 "Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas! Noooo, No, We're All In This Together!"
Why is all the carpet wet Todd?
Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd : I don't *know*, Margo! Margo : You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd : I can't just attack someone.
How many words did Clark Griswold use to describe his boss?
thirty wordsClark uses thirty words to describe Mr. Shirley. When Clark's boss was kidnapped and brought into the house, Ellen said, "This is our family's first kidnapping", similar to her line in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983), "This is our first gun."
What does Jelly of the month mean?
Our Jelly of the Month Club features terrific selections of jellies, jams and preserves delivered monthly. Each month we select hand crafted jars of jelly, jam or fruit preserves for our Jelly of the Month Club from quality producers that you won't find on your local grocer's shelf.
What does Clark say about the turkey?
During the family's holiday feast, Clark calls everyone's attention to the pièce de résistance: a perfectly browned turkey. “If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, I think we're all in for a very big treat,” he coos.
What can I say Audrey It's Christmas and we're all miserable?
Audrey : I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him. Ellen : Well, I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Who said Oh Christmas isnt just a day its a frame of mind?
Kris Kringle : Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.
What can I say except its Christmas?
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