What is a good Christmas quote from Clark Griswold?
Not bonuses or gifts or turkeys or trees. See kids, it means something different to everybody. Now I know what it means to me.” — Clark Griswold 99. “Play ball!” — Aunt Bethany 100. “I did it.” — Clark Griswold Think you could quote them all?! Next up— 50 fun Christmas trivia questions (and answers) for family gatherings! Uh-oh! Empty comment.
What did Clark Griswold say about Berserk?
75. “I didn’t go berserk, I simply solved a problem. We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.” — Clark Griswold 76. “Fixed the newel post!” — Clark Griswold 77. “Do you hear it?
What did Clark Griswold say about squirrels?
— Clark Griswold 76. “Fixed the newel post!” — Clark Griswold 77. “Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound!” — Aunt Bethany 78. “Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high on cholesterol.” — Catherine 79. “I’m going to catch it in the coat, smack it with a hammer!” — Clark Griswold 80. “SQUIRREL!”
What did Clark Griswold say to Ruby Sue?
— Clark Griswold 46. “Later, dudes!” — Clark Griswold 47. “Santa Claus! Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?” — Ruby Sue 48. “If you’re good, Santa knows it. And if you believe in him, and you believe in your mom and you believe in your dad—if you’ve been good all year round, Santa Claus is going to bring you something.” — Clark Griswold 49.
Where are jelly of the month clubs made?
When did Greaves start making jams?
What does Clark Griswold say about the Jelly of the Month Club?
"It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club." ~Clark Griswold. Have you ever received a gift you just couldn't believe? Good or bad?
What is Jelly of the Month Club Christmas vacation?
Made in Canada, the Jelly of the Month Club gift set includes 12 jars of delicious jellies and jams made by Greaves Jams and Marmalades in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario.
What does Jelly of the month mean?
Our Jelly of the Month Club features terrific selections of jellies, jams and preserves delivered monthly. Each month we select hand crafted jars of jelly, jam or fruit preserves for our Jelly of the Month Club from quality producers that you won't find on your local grocer's shelf.
What does Clark Griswold say when he gets his bonus?
Clark : [realizes his bonus is a jelly-club membership] If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GOD DAMN IT!
What is the gift that keeps on giving in Christmas Vacation?
Remarketing Ads are like the “Jelly of the Month Club.” As you'll recall from the movie Christmas Vacation, Cousin Eddy declared, “Jelly of the Month Club…that's the gift that keeps on giving Clark.”
How much was the bonus in Christmas Vacation?
That's certainly a lot of cash for a light display, and while a $4,000 Christmas bonus is always welcome, I don't know a lot of people who actually get such bonuses.
How much does jelly of the Month Club cost?
The subscription is very straightforward, allowing you to sign up for a jar a month for anywhere from one month to a full year. Shipping is about $13 per month.
What is the famous line from Christmas Vacation?
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." "You about ready to do some kissin'?"
Why was the carpet all wet Todd?
Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd : I don't *know*, Margo! Margo : You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd : I can't just attack someone.
What gift does Clark give boss?
desk organizerAll the presents that were on the credenza when Clark went in to give his to Mr. Shirley are identically shaped, and likely the same gift. It is a desk organizer.
Where are jelly of the month clubs made?
Made in Canada, the Jelly of the Month Club gift set includes 12 jars of delicious jellies and jams made by Greaves Jams and Marmalades in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario . The gift set also includes a membership card, monthly checklist with space for tasting notes, and a festive Jelly of the Month Club certificate you can personalize.
When did Greaves start making jams?
About Greaves Jams and Marmalades: Greaves began making pure old-fashioned jams, jellies, marmalades and condiments in 1927, using only the finest fruits, vegetables, sugar and spices.
10 "Burn Some Dust Here. Eat My Rubber!"
To say that Clark Griswold was out of touch with the cool kids was definitely an understatement. He demonstrated this time and time again by failing to realize just what an imbecile he was being, particularly during the opening act. While driving out into the wilderness to get a Christmas tree for the house, Clark suffered a bit of road rage.
9 "Can't See The Line, Can You Russ?"
Clark might have been a loving father and a devoted husband, but he clearly had some trouble ignoring the opposite sex, particularly if the woman in question was attractive. While out shopping for Christmas gifts, he came across Mary, who was eager to show him some lingerie.
8 "Russ, When Was The Last Time I Overdid Anything?"
Clark wanted to make that year's Christmas the best ever, and that meant going above and beyond the call of duty. This was a trademark of his personality - a desire to get a rise out of his family and loved ones by giving them an awesome spectacle. That year, it was a house loaded to the brim with Christmas lights.
7 "Surprised, Eddie? If I Woke Up Tomorrow With My Head Sewn To The Carpet, I Wouldn't Be More Surprised."
After struggling to get his enormously ambitious Christmas light project to work in one of the funniest National Lampoo n movie scenes, Clark was overcome with joy. The entire family came out on the front lawn to witness the blinding spectacle, giving cousin-in-law Eddie Johnson, his wife and kids, and their dog Snots time to slip in unnoticed.
6 "Can I Refill Your Eggnog For You? Get You Something To Eat? Drive You Out To The Middle Of Nowhere... Leave You For Dead?"
Within the first hour of showing up, Eddie had already worn out his welcome with Clark. He'd gotten into the eggnog, and started recounting stories that normal folks would be ashamed of. It was becoming too much for Clark to bear.
3 "We Needed A Coffin... Uh, I Mean... A Tree..."
After Uncle Lewis inadvertently burnt down the family Christmas tree while lighting a cigar, Clark got the bad news about his supposed bonus. He was coming apart at the seams, yet he was determined to salvage the operation. His first order of business was to go outside with a chainsaw and slice down the nearest tree.
2 "Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas! Noooo, No, We're All In This Together!"
When things got so bad that Christmas seemed unsalvageable, Clark's family decided to pack up and take off, rather than stick around for the aftermath. They believed it was better if everyone just left before things got worse.
Where are jelly of the month clubs made?
Made in Canada, the Jelly of the Month Club gift set includes 12 jars of delicious jellies and jams made by Greaves Jams and Marmalades in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario . The gift set also includes a membership card, monthly checklist with space for tasting notes, and a festive Jelly of the Month Club certificate you can personalize.
When did Greaves start making jams?
About Greaves Jams and Marmalades: Greaves began making pure old-fashioned jams, jellies, marmalades and condiments in 1927, using only the finest fruits, vegetables, sugar and spices.